Gas Wells are Good For You

Gas Wells are good for you.  In fact, if you are not fortunate enough to have gas wells in your backyard, you are missing out on all the positive health benefits this heavy industrial activity has to offer. If you think this is satire, it is not.  This information comes straight from a City of Arlington resolution dated June 19, 2018 recommending that  Total E&P Barnett, USA, LLC  drill four additional gas wells at the Cornerstone drill site in southeast Arlington, Texas. The resolution states, 

"...The City Council has determined that it is in the best interest of the public and in support of the health, safety, and general welfare of the citizens that the gas well permits be issued." 

To read the resolution in its entirety, go to this link:

https://legistarweb-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/attachment/pdf/202503/GW18-011_GW18-012_GW18-013_GW18-014._res.pdf

Remember to take your daily dose of fracking! 
It's so good for you!